In the beginning there was nothing . . .

. . . God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

- Ellen DeGeneres

FWIW

Take it . . .

There are two kinds of light . . .

. . . the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

- James Thurber

F.W.I.W.

Take it . . .

I gotta work out.

I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.

- Ellen DeGeneres

FWIW

Take it . . .

Try as hard as we may . . .

. . . for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.

- Samuel McChord Crothers

FWIW

Take it . . .

It takes hundreds of nuts . . .

. . . to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

- Evan Esar

FWIW

Take it or . . .